REVIEW: Apple Pie Toast Crunch Cereal

Apple Pie Toast Crunch Cereal Box

Off the bat, I’m going to tell you that you shouldn’t try to wrap your head around the idea of apple pie toast. Because it’ll lead to you wasted way too much time thinking about it, like I did. To spread a slice on top of toast, no matter the bread size or toastiness level, defies all toast logic.

Ugh. There I go again.

I don’t want you to ponder the logistics of apple pie toast because it would take away from the fact that Limited Edition Apple Pie Toast Crunch is a divine holiday treat you should hoard so that you can eat it year-round. Or ask Santa for a bunch of boxes.

(Side note: Now that the Toast Crunch Cereals have taken the pie route, should we expect to see a pumpkin pie variety within a year or two?)

Apple Pie Toast Crunch Cereal Dry

Apple Pie Toast Crunch’s aroma isn’t too noticeable in the bag, but when it’s poured into a bowl, it’s as if you were near a window sill with a cooling apple pie on it. Also, if you are near a window sill, what are you doing there? Do I have to call the cops?

Apple Pie Toast Crunch Cereal Closeup

As for its flavor, the cereal scientists at General Mills nailed it HARD. There’s cinnamon, which a Toast Crunch cereal should have down pat, and an ever so slightly artificial but delightful sweet apple flavor that dominates the bite. Also, I swear I taste slight buttery crust notes. But from the moment I put several pieces into my pie-flavored cereal hole, I instantly thought of apple pie and how I need to find kitchen cabinet space for all the boxes I’m going to buy. Can I freeze breakfast cereal?

Also, the cereal brings back recent memories of Apple Pie Kit Kat and distant thoughts of every apple-flavored Pop-Tart I’ve ever loved.

Apple Pie Toast Crunch Cereal Milk

My milk of choice, vanilla soy, doesn’t improve or hurt its taste. Also, much like all other Toast Crunch cereals, it gets soggy if you dilly dally with your eating. As for the milk at the bottom of the bowl, it’s not as wonderful as the cereal itself, but has a drinkable cinnamon apple flavor.

The most unfortunate thing about Apple Pie Toast Crunch is that it’s part of a complete breakfast for only part of the year. Something this delicious shouldn’t be confined to a season.

Purchased Price: More than one should pay on eBay
Size: 12 oz box
Purchased at: eBay
Rating: 9 out of 10
Nutrition Facts: (1 cup without milk) 170 calories, 4 grams of fat, 0 grams of saturated fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 240 milligrams of sodium, 33 grams of carbohydrates, 2 grams of fiber, 12 grams of sugar, 12 grams of added sugar, and 2 grams of protein.

SPOTTED (SEASONAL EDITION) – 9/17/2021

Here are some new seasonal products found on store shelves by your fellow readers. If you’ve tried any of them, share your thoughts in the comments.

Great Value Fruity Sparkles Syrup
Great Value Fruity Sparkles Syrup
Great Value Jack O Lantern Chocolate Cookie Kit
Great Value Jack O’ Lantern Chocolate Cookie Kit

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Great Value Day of the Dead Paint A Sugar Cookie Kit
Great Value Day of the Dead Paint-A-Sugar Cookie Kit

(Spotted by Robbie at Walmart.)

Annie s Limited Edition Organic Caramel Apple Bunny Grahams
Annie’s Limited Edition Organic Caramel Apple Bunny Grahams

(Spotted by Amanda Y at Target.)

Clif Bar White Chocolate Cranberry
Clif Bar White Chocolate Cranberry

(Spotted by Tommy at Wegmans.)

Utz Witch s Brew Halloween Party Mix Treat Bags
Utz Witch’s Brew Halloween Party Mix

(Spotted by Rachel J at Safeway.)

Utz Witch s Brew Halloween Party Mix Treat Bags
Utz Witch’s Brew Halloween Party Mix Treat Bags

(Spotted by Amanda Y at Walmart.)

Good  Gather Limited Edition Original Apple Cider
Good & Gather Limited Edition Original Apple Cider

(Spotted by Robbie at Target.)

Popcornopolis Halloween 12 Cone Gift Pack 2021
Popcornopolis Halloween 12-Cone Gift Pack 2021 Design

(Spotted by Robbie at Sam’s Club.)

Stuffed Puffs Halloween Cookies  N Creme Filled Marshmallows
Stuffed Puffs Halloween Cookies ‘N Creme Filled Marshmallows

(Spotted by Amanda Y at Walmart.)

Warheads Halloween Grubs
Warheads Halloween Grubs

(Spotted by Robbie at Dollar Tree.)

Kellogg s Rice Krispies Treats with Glow in the Dark Pouches
Kellogg’s Rice Krispies Treats with Glow in the Dark Pouches

(Spotted by DJ at Walmart.)

REVIEW: Salted Caramel Twix

Salted Caramel Twix Wrapper

When whispers of a new Twix flavor circulated on social media a few weeks ago, junk food fans reveled in the anticipation. Would this new flavor be a crowd-pleasing birthday cake, a seasonal pumpkin spice, or something completely unexpected, like purple ube with a mango twist? (Let the record show that was my idea first, Twix!) Would the long sought-after Sugar Cookie Twix finally hit shelves? Would we chocolate fiends soon be granted a Middle Twix?

Enter Salted Caramel Twix for the big reveal. Sea salt joins the beloved combination of caramel, shortbread, and milk chocolate in this new bar, packaged in a shiny teal wrapper.

With this news, the part of me that loves odd and novel flavors experienced the emotional equivalent of a sad trumpet sound effect, but the part of me that remains slightly obsessed with salted caramel was thrilled. I would rather enjoy a familiar flavor executed perfectly than novelty for novelty’s sake.

Salted Caramel Twix Coating

Although Salted Caramel Twix is also available in King Size, I opted for the standard size. The petite twin sticks look like the original Twix — although a little smaller — inside and out. I was expecting a visual hint of salt, either embedded in the caramel or sprinkled on top of the chocolate coating, but there was nary a grain in sight. Note that if you are vehemently anti-salted caramel, someone could use this Twix to play a trick on you.

With each bite of the Salted Caramel Twix, I experienced the same trajectory of flavor. For the first several chews, the bar tastes largely like an original Twix: creamy milk chocolate, sweet chewy caramel, and crunchy cookie. Then, a punchy salt flavor comes through and lasts for three or four seconds before the taste mellows back into original territory. The saltiness isn’t intense enough to produce a strong mingling of sweet and salty, but it was intense enough to make me incredibly thirsty after eating one stick.

Salted Caramel Twix Split

Tasting one element at a time, I believe the salt is baked into the shortbread cookie, not the caramel. The separation of salt from caramel might contribute to the fleeting saltiness of the bar as a whole. When located in the least sweet element, the salt needs some help being introduced to the sweet.

The thought of salt being separated from caramel until reunited by someone’s mandibles is somewhat tragic. If the salt is not inside the caramel, is it truly salted caramel? Begin the philosophical discussion in the comments below.

Rating the Salted Caramel Twix is tough, because we all know that caramel, shortbread, and chocolate combine to make magic. Yet, the bar’s muted salty/sweet contrast underwhelms. It neither capitalizes on the power of a simple flavor nor deviates strongly enough from the original Twix to feel exciting. Salted caramel fans may enjoy this twist on the original, but it won’t make them forget about the countless other like-flavored products available to satisfy their sweet (and salty) tooth.

Purchased Price: 88 cents
Size: 1.41 oz bar (40 g)
Purchased at: Walmart
Rating: 6 out of 10
Nutrition Facts: 200 calories, 9 grams of fat, 5 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, less than 5 milligrams of cholesterol, 180 milligrams of sodium, 27 grams of carbohydrates, 0 grams of fiber, 20 grams of sugar, and 2 grams of protein.

SPOTTED: Takis Fuego Crisps

Takis Fuego Crisps

Takis Fuego has found its way onto wavy chips, frozen cheese rolls, popcorn, sunflower seeds, nuts, puffy cheese snacks, and of course, rolled tortilla chips. Now it’s on Pringles-like crisps. I look forward to Takis Fuego Rice Cakes or Takis Fuego Meat Sticks. Oh wait, I’m being told the meat sticks are already a thing. Well, how about Takis Fuego Breakfast Cereal? (Spotted by Brad at CVS.)

SPOTTED – 9/16/2021

Here are some interesting new products found on store shelves by your fellow readers. If you’ve tried any of the products, share your thoughts about them in the comments.

Edwards Signatures Berry Whipped CheesecakeEdwards Signatures Berry Whipped Cheesecake[/caption]

Edwards Signatures Lemon Creme Pie
Edwards Signatures Lemon Creme Pie

(Spotted by Amanda Y at Kroger.)

Progresso Spicy Chicken Tortilla and Spicy Italian Sytle Wedding Soup
Progresso Spicy Chicken Tortilla and Spicy Italian-Sytle Wedding Soup
Progresso Spicy Chicken Noodle with Jalapeno
Progresso Spicy Chicken Noodle with Jalapeno
Progresso Spicy Jambalaya with Sausage  Ham
Progresso Spicy Jambalaya with Sausage & Ham
Progresso Chipotle Corn Chowder and Spicy Chicken Tortilla
Progresso Chipotle Corn Chowder

(Spotted by Jarred at Publix.)

Bubbie s Biscotti Belgian Chocolate Marble Bit Scotti
Bubbie’s Biscotti Belgian Chocolate Marble Bit-Scotti

(Spotted by Amanda Y at Sprouts.)

Walmart Brownie Crisps
Walmart Brownie Crisps

(Spotted by Robbie at Walmart.)

Country Archer Provisions BBQ Plant Based Jerky
Country Archer Provisions BBQ Plant-Based Jerky
Country Archer Provisions Plant Based Jerky  Spiced Bacon and Teriyaki
Country Archer Provisions Plant-Based Jerky (Spiced Bacon and Teriyaki)

(Spotted by Sylvia at Sprouts.)

Cybele s Free to Eat Red Velvet Soft Baked Superb Cookies
Cybele’s Free to Eat Red Velvet Soft-Baked Superb Cookies

(Spotted by Sarah R at Whole Foods.)

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