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Kellogg’s Eggo Minis Chocolatey Chip Cookie Dough Waffles
At first I really thought these Kellogg’s Eggo Minis Chocolatey Chip Cookie Dough Waffles were really cool. Not because they were mini Eggo waffles or the fact they were labeled “Limited Edition.” I believed they were cool because I thought if I stuck them in the oven and baked them, chocolate chip cookies [...]
Continue reading...Diet Sprite Zero
29 September 2004
“Dump that zero and get with the hero,” apparently is an effective pick-up line, because it has been used by other men to cause all my past dates to walk out on me. Because of this I used to think that being a zero was a bad thing, but along comes Diet Sprite Zero, which reminds [...]
Continue reading...Sobe Adrenaline Rush
28 September 2004
Must finish review. Must not have two straight days without a review. I’m sooo tired. Need caffeine. Where’s Jolt Cola when you need it? Must settle for the 79 milligrams of caffeine in the Sobe Adrenaline Rush. What the hell is Taurine, D-Ribose, L-Carnitine, Inositol, Guarana, and Panax Ginseng? Must Google funny names. Must [...]
Continue reading...Happy Sick Day!!!
27 September 2004
Oh man we feel sick. I don’t know what was worse, the contest to see who could eat the most cans of canned cheese or the competition to see who could chug a 2 liter bottle of Mountain Dew the quickest. All I know is that it hasn’t been pretty since and the bathroom has been occupied [...]
Continue reading...Tropical Splendor EcoBar
24 September 2004
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I’m suspicious of “health foods,” or as we used to call them while growing up, “hippie food.” It all began with my parents’ attempt to feed me plain rice cakes during my “husky” years. If you’ve never had a plain rice cake, you know that it tastes nothing like cake, not even the [...]
Continue reading...Froot Loops with 1/3 Less Sugar
23 September 2004
Where the hell is Toucan Sam? I want to barbeque his blue-feathered ass. What’s up with this 1/3 less sugar in his Froot Loops? Doesn’t Toucan Sam realize he’s ruining the lives of grade school children everywhere? Sending them to school without adequate sugar levels is a recipe for failure in the classroom. I [...]
Continue reading...Less Than Jake – B is for B-Sides
22 September 2004
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B is for Bug I have the iTunes Music Store bug. So far I’ve bought 453 songs from iTunes. Although as you regular Impulsive Buy readers may know, 117 of those came from the Mozart: Symphonies collection I bought a few months back in my attempt to win the iTunes 1,000,000th download contest. [...]
Continue reading...Hood Carb Countdown Strawberry-Banana Lowfat Yogurt Smoothie
21 September 2004
The Impulsive Buy has reviewed a couple of yogurt smoothies over the past couple of months: The Yoplait Nouriche and the Dannon Frusion. Both of them were good, but if you read the nutritional information, you will notice each product has enough carbs and sugar to cause the late Dr. Atkins to un-cremate [...]
Continue reading...KFC Snacker
20 September 2004
I was going to start off this review with some sexual analogy about how some women say size doesn’t matter. Then I realized how overused these types of analogies are. I’ve even used it in a previous review. I didn’t want to stoop to that level again, because this is a classy, [...]
Continue reading...Hot Pockets Chicken and Broccoli Pot Pie Express
17 September 2004
This review is a very emotional one for me, because it brings back a memory I’d like to have permanently erased. I have tried really hard to suppress this memory, but for you, my loyal…one…two…three…four…um…five readers, I will relive it. It was the summer of 1990. As I recall, it was an extremely hot [...]
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30 September 2004
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