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Nestle Nesquik Chocolate Milkshake
By Marvo | December 15, 2004
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they’re like, “It’s better than yours.”
Damn right it’s better than yours,
I can teach you…
Okay, I think this review is off to a bad start. Let’s try again…
Milkshakes make my mouth modulate mindlessly monthly.
Okay, the alliteration idea is lame. Let me try again…
Um…
Okay, this isn’t working out very well. Oh screw it!
Nestle Nesquik Chocolate Milkshake. It’s not a chocolate milkshake, it’s chocolate milk that supposed to taste like a chocolate milkshake. It’s not bad, but doesn’t really taste like a chocolate milkshake. A milkshake is waaaay better. I can make a better milkshake. Damn right it’s better than theirs. Contains calcium and vitamins A & D. Don’t forget to shake well. I can finally recycle that damn Nesquik Chocolate Milkshake bottle.
Now that the review is out of the way, it’s time to announce this month’s prize drawing.
Hmm…What shall I give away this month?
I could give away Gmail accounts, but who DOESN’T have a Gmail account by now. Google passes out invitations like they were Ecstasy at a rave.
Wait, I got it.
This month, the Impulsive Buy will be giving away three (3) boxes of Jello Oreo Instant Pudding, which we reviewed last month. There will be three winners, who will each receive one (1) box.
If you haven’t read the review, I basically say Jello Oreo Instant Pudding is perfect for licking off of most body parts.
To enter the drawing, just leave a comment for THIS review. Also, so that we don’t seem like comment whores, you can also enter by sending us an email with the phrase “Jello Oreo” in the subject field.
If you leave a comment, don’t forget to fill out the email field, because we will be emailing winners for their mailing addresses. Don’t worry about the shipping, we will take care of that.
We will start accepting entries for the drawing on December 15, 2004. We will stop accepting entries on December 19, 2004 at 11:59 pm (Hawaii Standard Time). Only one entry allowed per person. The drawing is only open to those in the United States and Canada.
Entries will be stuffed into…Um…Let’s see what containers we have.
Oh! They will be stuffed into the Nesquik Chocolate Milkshake bottle I just picked out from the recycle bin. Winning entries will be drawn from this bottle and will probably smell like…
(Opens bottle and takes a sniff)
Oooh, that’s nasty. It will probably smell like spoiled Nesquik Chocolate Milkshake.
For those of you who’ve never won anything before, here’s your chance to finally to win. There’s no need for performance enhancing drugs.
Fine Print: We promise your email address will not be used to send you spam about some drug that you don’t know how to pronounce the name of. We also promise your mailing address will not be used to send you offers for free issues of Business Week and Sports Illustrated. Bribes will not be accepted. We will not be responsible for lost mail.
Item: Nestle Nesquik Chocolate Milkshake
Purchase Price: $1.99 (on sale)
Rating: 3 out of 5
Pros: Kind of good. Calcium. Vitamins A & D. I can finally get rid of the empty Nesquik Chocolate Milkshake bottle that’s been sitting on my desk for weeks (Okay, not until the drawing is over).
Cons: Doesn’t really taste like a chocolate milkshake.
Topics: Beverage |
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December 15th, 2004 at 3:22 am
mmm… oreo pudding… to lick off of people??? Sounds like a fun way to spend an evening…
December 15th, 2004 at 4:38 am
Yummy Oreo Pudding! I’ll be in the drawing!
December 15th, 2004 at 4:44 am
Bitchin’! I want some pudding!
December 15th, 2004 at 4:59 am
Yummm pudding. Add me to the drawing please! I like free…. free is good.
December 15th, 2004 at 5:04 am
Oh baby, let me in on that Oreo pudding action! :9
December 15th, 2004 at 6:20 am
Oooh Ohhh! Me too!
December 15th, 2004 at 6:23 am
$2 (on sale?) for a single serving of chocolate milk? Is it laced with coke or something?
December 15th, 2004 at 6:33 am
Yeah I’ll be in on the pudding too!
December 15th, 2004 at 6:34 am
Yeah, I don’t know about a bottled milkshake…..maybe if you put it in the freezer for an hour or so it gets getter?
But pudding? There’s always room for pudding
December 15th, 2004 at 6:46 am
Ooh, pudding. I love pudding. Me too!
December 15th, 2004 at 7:14 am
In my best Bill Cosby voice “Mmm I want some Jello Puddin!”
December 15th, 2004 at 7:29 am
Hey Marvo! Ecstasy?? Rave??Count me in! And you’ll notice that I left my gmail email addy…do you want one? I can hook you up!!! LOL
December 15th, 2004 at 8:19 am
I just want to say that Nesquick was once a great chocolate drink, when it was Nestle Quick Chocolate Milk.
Sadly, they changed the name to NesQuick. About that time it got to be a little chalky tasting and I’m convinced they started using less real sugar and more corn syrup. Syrup of course, is cheaper than sugar, but leaves things tasting like crap.
December 15th, 2004 at 8:34 am
Yes please!
December 15th, 2004 at 9:54 am
Can I have pudding for my birthday? *LOL* My son loves all of this nestle quick stuff. I’m sure that will be the next thing he asks for. He LOVES the strawberry milk. and here, 1.79 for a bottle of strawberry milk is just enough to drive me batty. I could buy a gallon and a bottle of strawberry syrup and make my own, but no, he wants the one with the rabbit on the front. *LOL*
December 15th, 2004 at 10:15 am
Not crazy about the Milkshake flavor, but LOVE the double chocolate!
December 15th, 2004 at 10:52 am
I want pudding!
December 15th, 2004 at 10:53 am
I want an Oreo type thing.
December 15th, 2004 at 11:13 am
Jello Oreo, I should win because……Look!, ELVIS.
December 15th, 2004 at 11:15 am
Ayesha 97 - It can be fun…If you win! Or if you go to the store and buy your own.
Dawn - If it was laced with coke, it would cost a LOT more and I’d be really broke.
hmw - Well it wasn’t the best tasting beverage, so I don’t think I’ll ever try sticking it in the freezer.
Aymie’s mom - Nah, I got a whole bunch of invitation, but thanks for the offer.
Ian - Have you tried the Fat-Free NesQuik? It’s surprisingly good.
Heather - Eww…Strawberry milk. Blech!
Catt - Yeah, the Double Chocolate is definitely better than the Milkshake flavor.
spacemonkey - Elvis? Yeah, right. I’m not falling for that trick again.
December 15th, 2004 at 11:16 am
Oreos are my life. Pudding is my passion. If I don’t win this contest I will be convinced that I have no reason to live…
You said no bribes, what about guilt???
December 15th, 2004 at 11:16 am
BooYah!! Oreo Pudding! I would like to be officially entered!! Thanks!!
December 15th, 2004 at 11:23 am
Jimborific - I don’t have a heart, so guilt won’t work.
December 15th, 2004 at 1:12 pm
I’d prefer to win someone to lick the pudding off…do you have a drawing for that??
December 15th, 2004 at 1:36 pm
T.Marie - Well, if you don’t mind the hair…
December 15th, 2004 at 1:57 pm
All of these comments for pudding…..you people are sad.
Anyhoo, the Nesquik “milkshake” tastes just like regular ol’ chocolate milk. A waste of goddamn money.
December 15th, 2004 at 4:47 pm
I want to win something!
December 15th, 2004 at 7:14 pm
My friend had a dog named Puddin. I wouldn’t want to eat her dog. However, if her dog is covered in oreos, then I guess he might be tasty.
December 16th, 2004 at 12:44 pm
I wholeheartedly believe pudding is the worlds most perfect food!
I also totally agree with your assesment of the Nestle “milkshake.” I wonder if the marketing guys at Nestle ever have tasted an actual milkshake?
December 16th, 2004 at 2:06 pm
Oreos and Pudding together at last.
December 16th, 2004 at 9:12 pm
Ooooooh Oreo pudding. Yeah, I’m up for that. You’re sure it’s not Nesquick Milkshake flavor, right?
December 17th, 2004 at 1:40 am
Really they should stop with the milkshake products.. I’m sure anybody can make a better one. I love the site… the reviews are hilarious!!!!
December 17th, 2004 at 2:05 am
Mimi - Yes, it was a waste of my $1.99. Oh wait, I got a review out of it, so maybe not.
Mel - I think Oreo would go well with cats, but that’s just my opinion.
Bun-Girl - Pizza is the world’s perfect food and I’ll fight with you to prove it.
Mellie Helen - I’m pretty sure.
Jen - Thanks for the compliment.
December 17th, 2004 at 7:20 am
But marvo, you can’t eat pizza when you’re sick… but pudding is a wonderful remedy for a sore throat. I’d say pizza is probably #2, but that’s just me…
December 17th, 2004 at 4:09 pm
Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!
December 17th, 2004 at 11:29 pm
Bun-Girl - Yeah, you can eat pizza when you’re sick. You won’t taste anything, but you can eat it.
Karen - Calm down.