TIB recently received an actual email from a visitor that is truly crazy. The email below refers to TIB’s review of Apple’s colorful and pricey iPod Socks, which was posted in 2004. Below this email is my reply. The name in the email below HASN’T been changed, because I was too lazy to come [...]
Continue reading...25 December 2006
During the holiday season I look forward to several things, like trying to get onto Santa’s naughty list, tricking women to kiss me under the mistletoe, wishing all the white people Happy Kwanzaa, and drinking egg nog, which I look forward to the most. If I owned a dairy, I would not only piss off the [...]
Continue reading...21 December 2006
I don’t know about you, but it’s hard for me to eat or drink something with an ingredient I have no idea about or can’t pronounce. That’s how it is for me with jahlapinos. When I first purchased the Full Throttle Blue Demon Energy Drink, I couldn’t drink it because of its blue agave flavor. [...]
Continue reading...19 December 2006
Giving and receiving is plentiful this time of year and is what makes this season fun, except when it comes to illegal campaign contributions, sexually transmitted diseases, and David Hasselhoff albums. The Impulsive Buy is in the mood of giving, so it’s time to hold another prize drawing. TEN lucky Impulsive Buy readers [...]
Continue reading...17 December 2006
I’m no civil engineer or architect, but after playing around with these Kellogg’s Lego Eggo Waffles, I can safely say that it’s probably the worst building material EVER. If you look at the picture below, each waffle can break down into six pieces of Lego. The top of each piece looks like any old Lego [...]
Continue reading...16 December 2006
Below is another actual email from a visitor who thought The Impulsive Buy was part of the company they were trying to contact. Below the email is my reply, if I were to send one. What’s truly crazy about these emails is the fact that on my contact page I have a line [...]
Continue reading...14 December 2006
(Editor’s Note: Please do not attempt this at home. I am a professional stupid person. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for any accidents, injuries, deaths, or gum in hair due to attempting this stupid act.) You would think that after deep throating a banana for a review, I would be able [...]
Continue reading...10 December 2006
Today’s review is all about helping my fellow rice-eating Asian brothers and sisters with keepin’ it real. Are you the only Asian in your town and every time you’re at a party the only starch available is either potatoes, pasta, or bread? Sure, you’ll scoop some mashed potatoes on your plate, but deep down, you [...]
Continue reading...8 December 2006
Okay, here’s a new segment I’m going to try out, and it’s called Crazy Visitor Emails. I got the idea from our radioactive friends over at Heat. Eat. Review. Let me know what you think of it in the comments. I wanted to do this because every so often The Impulsive Buy gets emails [...]
Continue reading...6 December 2006
(Editor’s Note: When reading this review, please turn your internal reading voice into the voice of a crazy elderly person.) Oh, I remember a time when water was just water. Oh my, how it has grown over the years. I remember a time when we didn’t get water out of a faucet or [...]
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26 December 2006
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