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REVIEW: Wendy’s Coffee Toffee Twisted Frosty
Out of the Big (or Fat Ass) Three in fast food burger joints, Wendy’s has always gone against the grain. Sure, Mickey D’s invented the Happy Meal (aka “Here’s some food kid, mommy has a headache Meal”) which has been aiding in childhood obesity for thirty years; Burger King prides itself in its flame broiled [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: Kraft Velveeta Original Shells & Cheese Cup
29 June 2009
Have you ever heard this old joke? A woman walks into a supermarket and buys the following: a bar of soap, a toothbrush, a tube of toothpaste, a loaf of bread, a pint of milk, a single serving of cereal and a single frozen dinner. The checkout guy looks at her, smiles, and says, “Single, huh?” The girl [...]
Continue reading...ANNOUCEMENT: Promax Bar Prize Drawing Winners!!!
28 June 2009
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Here are the lucky winners of the boxes of Promax Cookies & Cream protein bars, along with what they would like more of: Comment #4 Heather M. “I want to be able to move things with only my MIND.” Comment #53 Aaron “Licorice ice cream. Why can’t I ever find licorice ice cream?” Comment #88 Eric “I need [...]
Continue reading...THE WEEK IN REVIEWS – 6/27/2009
27 June 2009
Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs wrapped in an HTML shell and served with immature writing. Oh, great…Now Lil Jon has Japanese chocolates. Oh wait. I’m being told they’re not Lil Jon’s. Thank goodness because I think Japanese people with jeweled grills would look as ridiculous [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: Braun bodycruZer
26 June 2009
Sometimes I dream of being able to take off my shirt in public and jog shirtless, just like male athletes, overweight men without shame and douchebags. But, unfortunately, my torso has the unsightly body issue trifecta, which consists of pale skin that reflects sunlight, a gut that jiggles like Jello and makes you wonder [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: Jack in the Box Flavored Iced Teas (Mango, Peach & Raspberry)
25 June 2009
(Note: Please read this letter with a Southern accent.) To My Dearest Jacqueline D. Box, It has been a long time since I had an opportunity to write to you as I have been occupied by the hassles of our country’s Civil War. I feel impelled to write a correspondence to you because I sense that [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: Taco Bell Pina Colada Frutista Freeze
24 June 2009
Where can you find an apartment, a vintage Megazord and possibly the love of your life, or just someone who can accompany you to a dance instead of a long distant relative with a killer overbite and the annoying personality combo of Marie Osmond and Elisabeth Hasselbeck? No, it’s not your local flea market, [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: Kellogg’s Nutri-Grain Strawberry Filled Eggo Waffles
23 June 2009
I’ve decided what I want to be when I grow up. Screw being a quasi-product review blogger editor. I want to be the one who comes up with new frozen waffle variations because it sounds like it’s the frickin’ easiest job in the world. If I were in charge of developing new [...]
Continue reading...REVIEW: Ideaworks Comfort Wipe
22 June 2009
Interviewer: Today, I’m speaking with the one and only Comfort Wipe. Thank you for coming. Comfort Wipe: Thanks for having me. Do you need me to wipe your crack? Interviewer: No, I’m fine. Comfort Wipe: Well if you need to, just let me know. Interviewer: Thanks. I appreciate that. So [...]
Continue reading...THE WEEK IN REVIEWS – 6/20/2009
20 June 2009
Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs wrapped in an HTML shell and served with immature writing. Ryan Reynolds’ six pack abs? Meh. Betty White? Winner, winner, chicken dinner! (via Pajiba) Oh. My. Goodness. This will make my pocket protector extremely happy. Nerds [...]
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30 June 2009
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