APOLOGY: Because I Didn’t Know Moving 10 Years of Crap Would Take So Much Time

Written by | September 10, 2010

Topics: Announcement

I’d like to apologize for the lack of posts this week. I’m currently moving to a new place and I didn’t realize how difficult and time consuming it is to move the 10 years worth of crap I’ve accumulated, which includes 35 USB cables, 100 pounds of books I haven’t read, two printers, a dead PowerMac G4 with 17 inch monitor (which I swear I’ll revive one day), kanji practice worksheets from college, half a dozen hard drives that are less than 250 GB (which sounds like I have a lot of porn, but surprisingly they don’t contain any, because my porn is stored on a 2 TB drive), several pairs of jeans that don’t fit anymore, a lot of magazines with Tiger Woods on the cover and a comfort wipe.

I’ve moved over 95 percent of my stuff and will bring the last 5 percent to the new place by tomorrow, so expect a bukkake of reviews next week.

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13 Comments For This Post I'd Love to Hear Yours!

  1. TheWarden says:

    Good luck on the move.

    Also, uhhh… kudos on writing a “I’m moving” message with a comfort wipe and bukkake in it.

    “That’s sooooo Marvo!” / laugh track

  2. RedClover says:

    I feel your pain. I’m just finishing up a move myself. How the hell did I end up w/ 6 manual can openers?!?

  3. Chuck says:

    Moving to a swank new bachelor pad?

  4. liz says:

    when is the next episode of TIB going to come out? oh how i’ve missed your sweet sweet voice.

  5. Review Spew says:

    You had “bukkake” and “17 inch” in the same post. I wonder what Google search hits may come your way?

  6. Ha, 35 USB cables? 6 spare hard drives? I keep that much in the dashboard of my car!

    Or at least I would if I had a car.

    And could drive.

    I really should get on that.

  7. amanda says:

    Moving sucks…so have fun with all that. Can’t wait for your next review…i was getting lonely without reading your posts…

  8. Gigi says:

    I personally feel reasonable for you even owning a comfort wipe… I kinda feel like I probably should reimburse you for having to move it lol.

  9. Kelley says:

    When I had to pay movers just to haul my couch up and over the balcony because it wouldn’t fit through the front door, I realized that they can move other things, too! I highly recommend hiring others to do your dirty work. Or never moving again. Either way.

  10. ratbuddy says:

    Rather than a bukkake of reviews, how about some reviews of bukkake??

  11. Sarah Lynn says:

    Hope you’re all moved in! Come back and review something!

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