Just like certain health clubs and establishments with 50 cent peepshow booths, one of the great things about Jack in the Box is the fact that it’s open 24 hours a day. Even better is the fact that I can order anything from their breakfast menu at any time of day. I wouldn’t be surprised [...]
Continue reading...30 May 2005
How many of you have wondered what would happen if you licked Yoda? No one? Okay. Okay. How many of you have wondered what would happen if you licked Yoda, in either a drunken or high state while watching Attack of the Clones, because that’s the only way you could tolerate the bad acting? After this [...]
Continue reading...27 May 2005
(Editor’s Note: It’s the final day of Salad Week here at The Impulsive Buy. It was an interesting week filled drive-thru windows, black plastic bowls with clear plastic covers, way too much iceberg lettuce, and a lot of salad tossing. Today’s final salad review comes from my favorite fast food place, Jack [...]
Continue reading...26 May 2005
(Editor’s Note: Welcome to Day Four of Salad Week here at The Impulsive Buy. Thank goodness the week is almost done, because my body has been acting strange with all of these vegetables. I actually had green poop yesterday. Anyway, here’s today’s review. Enjoy.) Subway is known for making their sandwiches [...]
Continue reading...25 May 2005
How many of you remember the McDLT? For those of you who weren’t born yet, too young to remember, or have been boycotting McDonald’s because of their globalization efforts, the McDLT was a burger in a treehugger-gasping styrofoam container with two compartments. This special container kept the “hot side hot” and the “cool [...]
Continue reading...24 May 2005
(Editor’s Note: It’s Day Two of The Impulsive Buy’s Salad Week. Oh, I miss red meat already. Anyway, today’s review is for a salad that gave me some good roughage, the new Wendy’s Mediterranean Chicken Salad. Enjoy.) When I think of classy things, I think of fine wine, Gwyneth Paltrow, and feta [...]
Continue reading...23 May 2005
(Editor’s Note: Welcome to Salad Week here at The Impulsive Buy. Yes, you heard right…Salad Week. With all the junk I eat, I sometimes need to cleanse my palate and shock my body with vegetables. I also use the same technique with PBS when I watch too much MTV and VH1. [...]
Continue reading...20 May 2005
I’m disappointed with these Star Wars Twisted Cheetos. Not because of the taste, because they taste great just like regular Cheetos. Also, not because they make my fingers a cheesy mess, because I like to clean my fingers by sucking on them after eating Cheetos. I’m disappointed because I was hoping the [...]
Continue reading...18 May 2005
With Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith opening tomorrow, The Impulsive Buy decided to review a product that promotes Star Wars. Wait, that doesn’t make sense. Products that promote Star Wars? If there’s one movie that doesn’t need promotional products it’s Star Wars. Star Wars needs promotion like [...]
Continue reading...17 May 2005
(Editor’s Note: Winners for this month’s prize drawing have been chosen. Please look at the right sidebar to see who the winners are. Thanks to all of those who participated.) I think I might be the last person on the face of the Earth to try the Mr. Clean Magic Eraser. But [...]
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31 May 2005
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