The Angry Tendercrisp and Angry Original Chicken Sandwich think they’re angry, but they’re not. I’ll show you angry, muthabitches! Woke up at 4 am ’cause someone was dragging a bag of cans on the street. Pissed me off because they interrupted me in the middle of REM sleep. Got to my feet, looked outside and saw a bum [...]
Continue reading...29 July 2009
What is black, white and red all over? An Oreo Fudge Sundae Creme on top of an apple. HA! HA! HA! I know. Right about now you want to punch me in the face for that horrible riddle. I’ll admit, it wasn’t at all impressive and, just to let you know, I punched myself in [...]
Continue reading...28 July 2009
Pomegranate used to be one of those foods that pretentious, health conscious people in intellectual, or gourmet culinary, circles used to brag about at art auctions or fundraising benefits for obscure diseases. Now, it seems that pomegranate is that indie band who sold out by signing with a major label and having their Top 40 [...]
Continue reading...26 July 2009
Welcome to the first ever video podcast for The Impulsive Buy! I’ve always wanted to do a weekly video podcast but I didn’t have an idea of how it should look and feel. I now have that figured that out. I’ve had a video camera for a while now intending to make a podcast, but all [...]
Continue reading...25 July 2009
Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs we like. Monkey bread has neither bananas or monkeys in it, but it does look like a pile of monkey poop waiting to be flung at others. (via Freezer Burns) I’m no marketing person, but shouldn’t the S in Zingerman’s Zzang! Candy Bar be a [...]
Continue reading...23 July 2009
Earlier this year, Jack in the Box came out with their $2.99 Jumbo Deal, which consisted of two beef tacos, a small fries, a Jumbo Jack and the feeling in your stomach that you’re doing something horribly wrong by eating it all. It was great for those who wanted their Jack in the Box [...]
Continue reading...22 July 2009
I was once left with a case of blue balls because a woman said to me on my college dorm room bed that French kissing me is like French kissing a dog because my tongue just hangs out of my mouth and there’s drool everywhere. While I did come back with the line, “Well, [...]
Continue reading...21 July 2009
With a name like Ritz, shouldn’t Ritz Crackers be fancier than they truly are? Maybe they’re extremely high-class, but I have yet to see a monocle or top hat-wearing old man eating them and getting crumbs stuck in his white beard while discussing the African safari he went on to hunt the ultimate game — humans. [...]
Continue reading...20 July 2009
Chocolate is one of those things that people either gorge on or enjoy a little piece once in awhile. I fall into the latter. I have friends who obsess over chocolate. Of course, they are all female, because as marketing dictates to us, chocolate is generally for women (with the exception of [...]
Continue reading...18 July 2009
Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs we like. I don’t think I’ll be drinking the Odwalla 100% Pure Carrot Juice any time soon. Not because I don’t like carrots, but because I’m afraid Jack LaLanne will kick my ass for not using a Juice Tiger. (via The [...]
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29 July 2009
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