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Limited Edition Snickers Xtreme
If peanuts were the measurement of being xtreme, elephants would be doing Mountain Dew commercials and Mr. Peanut wouldn’t be wearing a top hat and holding a cane, instead he would be wearing a helmet, riding a skateboard, and constantly cracking his nuts (or himself) while trying to do railslides down a set of stairs. The [...]
Continue reading...Crazy Visitor Email #4
28 January 2007
Here’s another Crazy Visitor Email to read. This time the visitor thinks I’m part of the Unilever Corporation, which produces the wonderful Degree deodorant that turns up its protection when risks are taken. I don’t know if Degree deodorant truly does this because I don’t take risks. Well at least that’s what [...]
Continue reading...Gatorade A.M. Tropical Mango
24 January 2007
I think I’ve long passed the stage when I would lose fluids during sleep, because I don’t use disposable plastic sheets or diapers anymore and I no longer sweat from the nightmares I used to have that consisted of me auditioning for American Idol by singing the Boyz II Men song “It’s So Hard to [...]
Continue reading...Limited Edition Nestle Nesquik Cookies ‘n Milk Milkshake
21 January 2007
Just like Bert and Ernie, cookies and milk are two things that are synonymous with the action of dipping one into the other. This is why cookies and milk are two things that go great together, like peanut butter and chocolate, Penn and Teller, and Rosie O’Donnell or Donald Trump and a muzzle. [...]
Continue reading...WTF!!! Enough With The Limited Edition Candy Bar Product Review Poll!!!
16 January 2007
Limited Edition candy bars are as common as Paris Hilton nipple slip pictures. With both of these things, you know you’re going to see them, but you just don’t know when. Anyway, I recently picked up THREE limited edition candy bars from the convenience store down the street and I thought this would be another [...]
Continue reading...McDonald’s Banana Pie
14 January 2007
Isn’t technology great? Thanks to people who make way more money that I do — the engineers and scientists who advance society — computers have gotten faster, cell phones have gotten smaller, hard drives have gotten larger, sex dolls have gotten more realistic (kind of SFW), and robots have come even closer to making human beings [...]
Continue reading...Buzz Bites Chocolate Energy Chews
11 January 2007
(Note: Since posting this review the company has changed the formula of Buzz Bites. So it probably tastes different now.) Much like birth control, caffeinated products come in many options, its effectiveness varies from product to product, and is frowned upon by some Mormons. For those who don’t know, I love sweet, sweet caffeine and over the [...]
Continue reading...Act II Popcorn Ball
7 January 2007
I personally think the food that best represents the holiday season is the Act II Popcorn Ball, although it definitely isn’t the best tasting holiday food. Many of you will probably disagree with me and say either turkey, gingerbread cookies, egg nog, candy canes, chocolate Santas, fruitcake, or a large bottle of whiskey are foods that [...]
Continue reading...Happy Winners Announced Day!!!
2 January 2007
Okay, I thought about doing that email on the french fry thing, but then I thought about all the trans fats I would consume if I decided to eat all the fries or if I gave it to some random homeless dude. After all, my New Year’s Resolution is to eat healthier and to [...]
Continue reading...Jones Soda 2006 Dessert Pack
1 January 2007
(Editor’s Note: If you’re a fan of clowns, have many wonderful childhood memories with clowns, your mother or father was a clown, or you’re a clown, I’d suggest you skip this review. Why? Oh, there’s, um, no particular reason, but just skip it.) Whether it be the creepy Ronald McDonald, eerie Bozo the [...]
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31 January 2007
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