Archive | April, 2005

Britannia Soliss Pear & Ginger Sparkling Water

29 April 2005

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(Editor’s Note: Today’s review is brought to you by one of the Impulsive Buy’s original readers, Megan, who was kind enough to send me from Germany a bottle of Britannia Soliss Pear & Ginger Sparkling Water. She sent it because she wanted me to know what REAL sparkling water tastes like. Thanks, [...]

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Which of the Five Will Stay Alive!!!

28 April 2005

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Sorry, no review today, but I’m bringing back an oldie, but goodie. It’s product election time! (Damn, I need a catchier name than that!) For those of you who are new to The Impulsive Buy, every so often we hold a product election, which allows you, the readers, the decide what product The Impulsive [...]

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Ruffles Light Potato Chips

27 April 2005

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I thought I had accumulated enough good karma to prevent something like this. I didn’t have to open doors for those strangers. I didn’t have to help those tourists who asked me for directions. I could’ve ignored them or said, “Me speaka no Englesh.” I could’ve laughed and pointed at all those people [...]

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Honey Bunches of Oats Banana Nut Cereal Bars

26 April 2005

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Ever since I started eating these new Honey Bunches of Oats Banana Nut Cereal Bars, I’ve been acting kind of strange. I guess someone could say I’ve been acting “bananas” and “nuts.” I’m beginning to think that the saying, “You are what you eat,” is actually true. If you don’t believe me, then listen [...]

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Burger King Ultimate Double Whopper

25 April 2005

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First it was the Enormous Omelet Sandwich and now it’s the Ultimate Double Whopper. Burger King, when are you going to learn that no matter how large your sandwiches are, they won’t ever compensate for your small penis. Not everyone can have a HUGE wang like White Castle. So don’t try to be like [...]

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Aquafina Wild Berry FlavorSplash

22 April 2005

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Everyone has these things they have to do everyday. Some people call them routines, some call them habits, some call them quirks, and some call them obsessive-compulsive actions, but everyone has them. Here are the three things I have to do everyday: 1. Learn something new – It can be a new word, recipe, world [...]

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Degree Ultra Clear Clean Slate Deodorant

20 April 2005

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When living in a humid environment, it’s necessary to use some kind of deodorant. If you don’t, no one will invite you to car pool, use the exercise equipment next to you, or want to be in the same elevator as you. Although I have to say, someone stepping into an elevator without [...]

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Jalapeno Pringles

19 April 2005

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A couple weeks ago Impulsive Buy reader, James, emailed me to tell me about the Limited Edition Jalapeno Pringles. After I read his email, I really wanted to find them, because I’m a sucker for limited edition items. So far with these Limited Edition Pringles, it’s been hit or miss. I’ve tried two Limited [...]

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Coke With Lime

18 April 2005

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(Editor’s Note: Today’s review subject was suggested by another resident on this rock in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, Lakitu. At first, I wasn’t going to review it, because Lakitu actually likes sparkling water. This made me think she was crazy…or has no taste buds. But she likes to lick [...]

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McDonald’s Dollar Menu

15 April 2005

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To celebrate McDonald’s 50th anniversary, I decided to review a McDonald’s product for today. Unfortunately, they don’t have anything new out, so instead I decided to order everything on the McDonald’s Dollar Menu and try to eat it all in one sitting. Yeah! Eat your heart out, Morgan Spurlock. Oh wait, you would [...]

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