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Kellogg’s Special K Fruit & Yogurt
Growing up, I never ate Special K because the television ads made me think the only people who ate Special K were skinny beautiful women in white one-piece bathing suits. At that time, I wasn’t skinny, beautiful, a woman, or owned a white one-piece bathing suit. Instead, I was husky, homely, a little [...]
Continue reading...Dreyer’s Slow Churned Light Caramel Delight
29 August 2005
Ice cream is one of the best comfort foods. Since it’s cool, creamy, and delicious, it’s supposed to help people forget all of their troubles. It’s much like alcohol and Calgon, except without the hangovers and prune fingers. Ice cream has helped me on several occasions. One time I was flipping channels and came upon this movie. [...]
Continue reading...Prize Drawing Winners Announced!!!
25 August 2005
On Wednesday, I finally pulled names for the Impulsive Buy’s First Anniversary Prize Drawing. Congratulations to Bryan, Karen, and Michelle! They will each receive one mystery box. What’s in the mystery box? Heck, I don’t even know what’s in the mystery box, yet. I would like to thank everyone who entered. [...]
Continue reading...Frawg Slurpee
23 August 2005
Damn you, Cap’n Crunch! Damn you! Not only have you given me mild laceration on the roof of my mouth, you’ve also started this trend that’s been sweeping across the minds of professional marketers to misspell wordz. See! I put a frickin’ “z’ at the end of “wordz.” Look at what you and products [...]
Continue reading...Hooters Buffalo Style Chicken Strips
22 August 2005
I didn’t buy these frozen Hooters Buffalo Style Chicken Strips because they were easy to make. I didn’t buy them for the Hooters Original Medium Wing Sauce, which was all right. I didn’t buy them so that I could finally accomplish my goal of having the word “Hooters” in every sentence of a review, so that I [...]
Continue reading...Mountain Dew Pitch Black 2
18 August 2005
Over the years, there have been many movies that have been as entertaining as a monkey juggling its own poop while peddling a tricycle through hoops of fire. But the sequels to those movies have burned me and my wallet, because they were as entertaining as watching water boil, watching grass grow, or listening [...]
Continue reading...Slammers Starburst Fruit and Creme Orange Smoothie
17 August 2005
(Editor’s Note: Sorry for not posting a review yesterday. I had to study for a drug test so I can get this job I want. Don’t worry I passed…Barely.) Sometimes I wonder, “What kind of person would I be today without Starburst candy?” Starburst taught me at a young age that sharing is caring, [...]
Continue reading...Mini Swirlz Fudge Ripple Cereal
15 August 2005
I grew up with cattle grazing in the pastureland behind my house. Looking back, I sometimes wonder how cattle ended up on Noah’s Arc, because they happen to be not very bright and very easily scared animals. However, they still are more intelligent than guys who actually think Axe or Tag body spray [...]
Continue reading...Happy First Anniversary!!! (Or Happy Blogiversary!!!)
9 August 2005
One year ago today, the first ever review was posted here at the Impulsive Buy, which was for the almost drinkable Natural Citrus Listerine. Since then, the Impulsive Buy has posted 217 product reviews. However, 212 of them suck. It’s been a fun and interesting year here at the Impulsive Buy. Over the [...]
Continue reading...Gillette M3Power Nitro
8 August 2005
This Gillette M3Power Nitro razor is a very talented razor. It vibrates, gives a decent shave, and it danced circles around this other razor I have. Don’t believe me? Watch this video. (Quicktime required) Oh yeah! You got served, beeyatch! Oh wait! What am I saying? I got served too. [...]
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30 August 2005
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