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Budweiser Barbecue Sauce
Oh, what I would give to have the Budweiser frogs in front of me right now. Not for nostalgia’s sake or a Super Bowl commercial, but because I want to know how good their legs would taste with the Budweiser Barbecue Sauce. As we all know, Budweiser is the King of Beers…for people who end [...]
Continue reading...PRIZE DRAWING: You Need Gum? I Got Gum!
26 June 2007
When a PR firm sent me the Wrigley’s 5 Gum to review, I found out how much gum was too much gum. Thirty packs of it is definitely more gum than I can handle. If I had an oral fixation, halitosis or wanted to work on my gum sculpting skillz, the three boxes [...]
Continue reading...Froot Loops Cereal Straws
24 June 2007
I must start by saying that I’ve never really liked Froot Loops. I was always more of a Trix guy growing up. I can’t say why, exactly. Maybe it was my sympathy for the Trix rabbit, or maybe it was because I never really understood the appeal of Toucan Sam. He was boring and dull, [...]
Continue reading...Del Monte Bloom Energy Drink
20 June 2007
The new Del Monte Bloom Energy Drink maybe formulated for women, but that won’t stop me from drinking it because I’m not afraid to use women’s products. To be honest, I’ve used a number of them over the years. For example, tampons are great for small spills when a paper towel is way [...]
Continue reading...NEWS: Old School Cereals Get Pimped! Aww Yeah, Boyee!
19 June 2007
Pops (or Corn Pops for you purists) is one of the sagging elder statesmen in the world of breakfast cereals, along with other old farts like grumpy Apple Jacks and senile Frosted Flakes. Throughout its 50-plus year history, the only thing that has been modified about Pops is its name, which has changed more [...]
Continue reading...Coca-Cola Vanilla Zero
17 June 2007
Hi. Coca-Cola Vanilla Zero here, but you can call me Coke Vanilla Zero for short. Ever since my cousin Coke Vanilla came back to store shelves, he’s been partying it up and acting like he’s the greatest thing since Diet Coke. But to be honest he’s more like New Coke. Anyway, [...]
Continue reading...Libby’s Zesty Barbecue Vienna Sausage
14 June 2007
(Editor’s Note: Just to let you know, this review wasn’t written by me. It doesn’t have any references to Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Rosie or my inability to please women. This review was penned by new TIB writer Ace, who had his own product review blog called Here to Eat, but is [...]
Continue reading...NEWS: Water The Way Nature Intended It, If Nature Was A Multi-Million Dollar Water Filtering Company
13 June 2007
Experts recommend that we drink at least eight glasses of water every day. Of course, drinking those eight glasses can help your complexion, aid weight loss, and at times, makes you think about wearing adult diapers to reduce the number of times you have to walk to the restroom each day. Perhaps the hardest part [...]
Continue reading...NEWS: You Say Clamato, I Say Oh-Hell-No
12 June 2007
I’ve never had a Clamato in my life, but I’m going to assume that the new Clamato Energia energy drink is possibly the worst energy drink idea EVER. Sure, it’s got the usual ginseng, guarana, and taurine found in other energy drinks, but the reconstituted tomato juice concentrate mixed with reconstituted dried clam broth in the [...]
Continue reading...Jalapeño SPAM
10 June 2007
“You’re going to eat me, aren’t you?” Marvo heard in an tiny accented voice as he grabbed the can of Jalapeño SPAM from the cupboard. Marvo thought to himself, “Did this can just talk?” He examined the small can in his hands, which his friend from Seattle picked up while on vacation in Mexico and gave to [...]
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28 June 2007
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