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Taco Bell Spicy Chicken Crunchwrap Supreme
You just don’t mess with a classic, like Metallica’s The Black Album, Kevin Smith’s low-budget film Clerks, Michael Jackson’s Thriller album, George Lucas’ original Star Wars trilogy, or Taco Bell’s original Crunchwrap Supreme. Unfortunately, Taco Bell did mess with the classic Crunchwrap Supreme and created the Spicy Chicken Crunchwrap Supreme, which contains spicy shredded chicken, sour [...]
Continue reading...Soda Club Energy Drink Mix
27 July 2006
Growing up, I loved to make things like planes made out of Lego; dams in the backyard stream; slingshots with sticks and rubber bands; forts made out of pillows, boxes, and blankets; mixtapes with Huey Lewis and the News, Prince and Cyndi Lauper; and provocative poses using stuffed animals. Over the years, my tastes have changed, [...]
Continue reading...Berry Krispies
24 July 2006
“Suri Cruise is the reincarnation of Xenu and will rule over the Galactic Confederacy. That’s why no one has seen her.” Shut up, Berry Krispies! Every time I eat a bowl of these Berry Krispies, I hear strange things besides the usual snap, crackle, and pop. At first, I thought it was kind of cool [...]
Continue reading...Tostitos Multigrain
19 July 2006
If I needed to be saved from a burning building, car accident, David Hasselhoff music video, or a greasy Richard Simmons hug, I wouldn’t want these Tostitos Multigrain chips to rescue me. The reason why is because they are weak, like Pete Doherty’s will power around heroin or Britney Spears’ parenting abilities. I may [...]
Continue reading...Hello Kitty Meow-Berry Pop-Tarts
17 July 2006
Hello Kitty is a whore! Seriously, who would allow themselves to have their likeness on every possible conceivable product. Some of you might say, “Hello Kitty doesn’t have a mouth, so she can’t say yes or no to what products she wants to endorse.” My answer to that would be, “Well, Hello Kitty has a head, [...]
Continue reading...Coppertone Kids Continuous Spray Sunscreen
14 July 2006
On occasion, I like to help the MILFs and the DILFs of the world. For those of you who don’t know, DILFs are Daddies I‘d Like to help with Fatherhood, while MILFs are still hot, sexy MILFs. MILFs and DILFs are inundated with products specifically made for kids. When I walk down the aisles [...]
Continue reading...Burger King Quad Stacker
11 July 2006
One of the goals in my life is to be a speaker at a high school graduation. I don’t know how I’m going to do it or why anyone would invite me to speak, but I want it to happen. So in preparation of this goal, I wrote the speech I would present [...]
Continue reading...A Seinfeld Dilemma!!! Cereal Review Election!!!
9 July 2006
For those who don’t know, comedian Jerry Seinfeld is a big cereal fan. Every morning, I imagine he gets out of his bed made of money, goes down to his gold plated kitchen, and has to decide which cereal he will eat among the dozens of choices he has in his pantry. [...]
Continue reading...Grapple
4 July 2006
MARVO: Today, I’m here with Mother Nature to discuss the Grapple, which is an apple that tastes like a grape. So Mother Nature, what do you think of this Grapple? MOTHER NATURE: First off, are you pronouncing it right? Shouldn’t it be “gr-apple,” like I grappled you to the ground and beat your [...]
Continue reading...New Look. Old K-Fed Jokes.
1 July 2006
Updated 1:55 pm (Sunday) – Emailed the developer of the theme and we tried a couple of things, but couldn’t get it to work. So I switched back to the old theme, until something can be figured out. Oh yeah, Contact Form emails are being delivered again, so you can feel free to [...]
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31 July 2006
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